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OOTP Review

This is the second year the kind folks over at OOTP have provided me with an advance copy of their outstanding OOTP Baseball franchise to preview, and this year's edition continues their run of excellence and improvement. As good as OOTP 14 was, OOTP 15 is even better.

Not only do they continue to fine tune their ratings and simulation accuracy year over year, but they constantly add exciting, new features to make their product even more immersive (read that as addictive). This year's new features include the ability to run full international leagues (NPB, Mexican, Chinese, Korean, Italian, Cuban, Taiwanese, and Dutch leagues are included), including a posting system for players to move from one league to another.

Also new for this season (though not yet fully functional; a patch will be released soon) are 3D renderings of parks and simmed gameplay. One of the great things about this franchise, too, is that there is an extensive modding community that allows players to circumvent sticky trademark issues, so with a quick download you can add actual player pictures, team logos, etc.

All this is in addition to their extremely detailed gameplay options. They have the full complement of minor league levels, including the new-for-this year Dominican and Venezuelan minor leagues. Their draft system is very realistic. You get to choose how much or how little you want to micro-manage the day-to-day baseball operations, including rosters, lineup, promotions, trades, arbitration...if you can think of it, it's in the game.

Being an Astros fan, I had to channel my inner Luhnow to try to rebuild Houston into the perennial title contenders we all know they'll soon be. (Right? It's gonna happen, right? Please?!) Here is that journey through the 2014 season.

Look at this handsome devil. He looks just like me.

My first order of business was to check in with the boss.

Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence there, Jimbo.

As an example of how awesome it is to be able to play GM, I've decided George Springer will make the squad on Opening Day. Surely he alone can make me an early season favorite, right?

Well maybe not. I'm not sure why the Dallas Rangers are expected to do so poorly but, as an Astros fan, I'll take it!

Another must as an Astros fan is dumping Lucas Harrell. If anyone will make a bad trade to take him off my hands, it's Ruben Amaro, right?

For the most part, I let the season sim itself out from here. Surprisingly, heading into July my squad was a couple games over .500, so I traded in a couple spare parts to shore up the major league squad. Nothing drastic, as we're still all-in on the rebuild, but I wanted to add a couple bona fide major leaguers with "veteran presence" to help with the potential run at a wild card. 

 Computer issues prevented me from getting some good screenshots from the stretch drive but, predictably, my club game up short of the playoffs, though we did get 70+ wins. 2015 was a different story, though, as Jon Singleton had a solid rookie season, Brett Oberholtzer learned a new pitch and took a huge step forward, winning the Cy Young award, and Carlos Correa and Domingo Santana gave the club a huge shot in the arm in the second half to lead Houston to the playoffs. That's right. Your 2015 Wild Card Astros.

 Another of my favorite things about the OOTP franchise is that, if you want, you can set it so that the league evolves through things like expansion and rule changes. There are also Story Lines, that give the game a well-rounded feel, giving you a peek into the personal lives of your sim-players.

One thing I haven't touched on this year's version of OOTP is the ability to set up fictional and historic leagues. Want to manage the '27 Yankees? You can do that. Want to create your own, 12 team league with random cities, high school and college leagues feeding your draft, and no minor leagues? You can do that. And my favorite option is to randomize what year historical players show up. In OOTP 14, Stan Musial was an absolute beast playing for the Mets in 1995.

It is no exaggeration to say that OOTP 15 is everything you could want in a baseball simulation game. Go get it. I even added an easy button at the top right of the page that takes you straight to checkout.

Shortest cleanup hitter?

If you haven't heard yet, the Astros have been occasionally slotting Jose Altuve into the cleanup spot in the lineup this season. In an interview between Jay Mohr and Jeff Luhnow, they wondered if Altuve was the shortest cleanup hitter ever. Let's see what we can find.

Rabbit Maranville - Rabbit was listed at the same 1 Altuve height as Jose. Over the course of his career, he started a game in the cleanup spot 76 times, 73 of those occurring in 1914. Of course, this was before the rise of the home run hitter, and batting cleanup wasn't necessarily reserved for sluggers. This was the time when "Homerun" Baker never hit more than 12 in a season.

Freddie Patek - Though appearing in the 4 spot five times in his career, they were all as subs. Patek never started a game as the cleanup hitter.

Unfortunately, most of the position players who stood in at 1 Altuve or less played in an era we don't have much information on. Did Wee Willie Keeler or Topsy Hartsell hit cleanup? I can't tell you; Baseball-Reference doesn't have splits available for their time period. But it looks like Jose Altuve has, once again, found himself standing tall among short players.

Hall of Altuves - Results

It's been a little over two months since we opened up the voting for the Hall of Altuves, and the results are in.

Here's your 2014 HOA class:


That's right, much like the Hall of Fame class of 2013, no player was selected on 75% of the ballots. Here's how the vote shook out:

Eddie Gaedel - 68.6%
Willie Keeler - 57.1%
Rabbit Maranville - 28.6%
Freddie Patek - 28.6%
Bobby Mathews - 22.9%
Larry Corcoran - 22.9%
Topsy Hartsel - 17.1%
Connie Marrero - 17.1%
Lee Viau - 11.4%

The Hall of Altuves

With so much debate swirling about this year's Hall of Fame balloting, I thought I'd take a shot at making my own Hall. Welcome to the Hall of Altuves. We'll take a look at some of the best players in baseball history who were listed at no more than Jose Altuve's height of 5'5". I'll list the top position players and pitchers, then we'll open it up for a vote. Unlike the real Hall of Fame, there are no BBWAA members with hidden agendas standing in the way of who the fans want to see in out Hall.

1) Willie (Wee Willie) Keeler - RF

Wee Willie (.98 Altuves) is a member of the actual HOF (1939), so he has to be a favorite here. Over 19 seasons, Keller had a lifetime batting average of .341 (14th all-time), twice leading the league, and he hit .424 in 1897 with the original Baltimore Orioles franchise. He led the league in hits three times, all during a four season span, and finished his career with 2932 hits, while striking out just 136 times (yes, different era). That's a 63.2 at bat per strikeout ratio, best ever. He his said to have used a 30 inch bat (.46 Altuves), the shortest ever swung in major league baseball.

2) Rabbit Maranville - SS

Like Keller, Rabbit (1 Altuve) is also a member of the HOF (1954). Maranville's career stretched from 1912 to 1935 and was built on defense. He was able to accumulate 2605 hits, but only had a .258 lifetime batting average. He is 19th all-time in triples, with 177. His defense reputation was such, though, that he was able to garner MVP votes in 8 different seasons, including a second place finish in 1914. He has more career assists and more putouts at shortstop than another player.

3) Topsy Hartsel - LF

Hartsel (1 Altuve) played 14 seasons, mostly with the Philadelphia Athletics in the upstart American League. He was on OBP machine, before OBP was cool. He led the league in walks five times and OBP twice, finishing with a lifetime OBP of .384 while hitting just .276. He also led the league in steals and runs once.

4) Freddie (The Flea) Patek - SS

Freddie (1 Altuve spent 14 years in the majors, stealing 385 bases while hitting .242. He was a three time All-Star and finished 6th in MVP voting in 1971. He led the league in triples and stolen bases one time each.

5) Eddie Gaedel - PH

Eddie (.66 Altuves) finished his career (1 PA) with a lifetime 1.000 OBP. No discussion of the shortest players in baseball is complete without him.

6) Bobby Mathews - RHP

Mathews (1 Altuve) pitched for 15 seasons, from 1871-1887. He finished his career with a 297-248 record and a 2.86 ERA. He twice led the league in shutouts, once in innings pitched, three times in strikeouts, and four times in K/9. He also led the league in losses once, hits and earned runs allowed twice, home runs allowed once (with 8 in 516 innings), walks twice, and wild pitches three times. He's 25th all-time in wins. He is the winning-est pitcher not in the Hall of Fame, and is claimed to be one of the first to master a curveball (thrown underhanded, as was the custom at the time).

7) Larry Corcoran - RHP

Larry (.97 Altuves), who at least once in his career alternated throwing arms during a game, played for just 8 seasons, mostly with the Cubs. He had a career record of 177-89, leading the league in wins in 1881 and winning percentage, WIP, and ERA in 1882. His rookie season, he led the league in strikeouts, K/9, and walks. In 1884, he allowed 10% of the entire leagues home runs that season, giving up 35 of 321 total (including his Cubs, who hit 142 that year). He held the all-time record for no-hitters, with three, until Sandy Koufax threw his fourth in 1964. He's also credited with creating pitch signals, as he would switch his wad of tobacco from one cheek to the other to indicate to his catcher what he was going to throw. His career was cut short by a dead arm in 1885 and he was out of baseball after 1887.

8) Lee Viau - RHP

Viau (.98 Altuves) pitched just five seasons, accumulating a 83-77 record with a 3.33 ERA.

9) Connie Marrero - RHP

Connie (1 Altuve) also pitched just five seasons (from the ages of 39-43!), all for the Washington Senators. He put together a 39-40 record along with a 3.67 ERA. He was an All-Star in 1951 and finished 34th in MVP voting in 1952.

Not surprisingly, there aren't that many players in baseball's history that "measure up" here, so let's go ahead and take it to a vote. Vote for as many players as you like!

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